This was
meant to be a post to promote two articles I wrote for the good folk over at Readomania.
I did write
a couple of articles for them.
This one, a
brief look at the history of western literature, was fun to write. I have had
the pleasure of reading most of the authors I have mentioned in it, and I think
it largely sticks to being informative, which is the function of such an article.
It also
contains these lines, though:
It is through literature that our ancestors
constructed bridges from their time to ours, from civilizations about which we
would otherwise know very little, through monsters and maidens, Kings and
paupers, from the wilderness of the American Frontier to the teeming cities of
China.
It is the
other article, available here that I
have more of an issue with. Necessarily of a more autobiographical nature, I do
say this at one point in the essay:
Never mind, then, that islands of fabulous,
undiscovered wealth no longer exist. That men do not sell their wives in games
of chance (well, not often, but it’s been known to happen if you read the
vernacular newspapers), or that whaling is banned.
As long as there is humanity, we will tell these
tales, over and over, because they are our own stories.
And in
doing so, I realise I have done something I should not have – tried to
recommend that others read the Classics, because I like to.
This is not
something I consciously intend to do. In fact, through this essay, I seek to consciously dissuade anyone from thinking that. Do NOT go by what I say. Do NOT read what I have.
To clarify myself further, let me take you on a walk through my own past.
To clarify myself further, let me take you on a walk through my own past.
When I was
younger (and thinner, but that isn’t particularly relevant to this article), I
had the completely mistaken impression that I had an evolved taste in music and
literature, among other things. This mistaken impression led me to often make
recommendations to my peers, my elders and those younger than me.
It took a
long time to realise that this evangelism was useless, not to mention
unfounded. After all, just because I was – and will forever remain – indebted
to the wild-eyed, narrow-faced chap who introduced me to the geniuses of rock
music, did not mean that others would feel the same way about me. Or, though my
parents insistence on starting my ‘reading’ journey with Illustrated versions
of classics left me with an abiding and deep love for literature of all kinds,
it did not mean that everyone else I met would feel the same way either.
The
earliest forms of this misplaced evangelism were in the field of sport. A
family of armchair sportspersons, virtually every tennis grand slam, every
Formula 1 racing season and every Football world cup meant we established
itself into camps. Even in cricket the happiness of an Indian win could be
tinged with irritation if a disliked player had been responsible for the win,
and the sadness of a loss would have a silver lining if a favourite had played
a doughty innings in defeat.
L - Boris Becker R - Stefan Edberg - Wimbledon, 1990 |
It quickly
turned out that favourites were entrenched and unshakable. Mother was going to
support Boris Becker no matter what, Dad was going to support Pete Sampras, and
neither of them was going to ever support Goran Ivanisevic. Those in the
Schumacher camp would never hitch their wagons to Hakkinen and the haters of
that German automaton would hate him no matter what.
L - Pete Sampras, R - Goran Ivanisevic, Wimbledon 1994 |
I was more
hopeful when it came to music. The first target of my musical evangelism was a
cousin who fell hook, line and sinker for heavy metal. In fact, he went on to
learn to play the guitar and form an amateur rock band when he moved to the
USA.
Alas, that
would remain my only success. Girlfriends refused to believe good music could
be made by anyone not from a boyband. Horrified explanations that Backstreet Boys and Boyzone were not ‘real’ bands was dismissed out of hand. Cassettes
of the Floyd, U2, even lighter stuff like The Corrs were listened to
and politely returned with, “That one song on side B is nice, but nothing is as
good as Boyzone’s ‘It’s only words’”
Further
attempts to explain that the song was ‘Words’ and owed its quality to the
undoubted genius of The Bee Gees and
not to the clean-cut good-looking lads of the Irish band were met with closed
ears.
In the
mini-Ahmedabad that was my college, the musical tastes of the masculine
population were no better. Bollywood fare was worshipped. Attempts to include a
live English-music performance at the college annual day and later, the college
fest, failed – hilariously or tragically, depending on who told the story. For
the small group of us who believed firmly that ‘good’ music was what was sung
by Elvis, performed by Led Zeppelin, composed by Bach or taken to sublime
levels by Pt. Bhimsen, the thought that the vast majority of our peers exalted
Nadeem Shravan and Anu Mallik instead was gall and wormwood.
At home at
least I had the remote control of the music system, but my proselytising
efforts were just as unsuccessful. For my mother, everything from Talat Mehmood
to Deep Purpose was classified as ‘noise’. My father professed to like and
identify some of the English musical artistes I inflicted on his ears, but in
hindsight I realise it was just that he was too indulgent a father to tell his
son to not bother him with this nonsense. His forbearance makes me blush to
recall it, for surely he had no particular liking for the notes that struck his
ears.
Which
brings me to books. I was a terribly precocious reader, and firmly refused to
admit that I was more nerd than intellectual. Teachers in my schooldays encouraged
and praised my reading habit, which only fuelled my ego. I felt quite
justified, then to dictate to those of a less bookish nature, extolling the
virtues of the authors I read.
Of all my
vanities, this one persisted the longest.
I had long
since given up trying to get others to conform to my sporting preferences, or
even to watch sports with me, honestly. I certainly do not expect anyone other
than myself to find musical merit in the bands I do. For some people music is
white noise, serving only to close their minds to the outside world. For them,
Anthrax and Enya would serve the same purpose. To others, it is too difficult
to separate the message from the medium, and see anything that does
not conform to a peppy, dancing beat as ‘boring’.
Yet, I
thought, surely a true reader would appreciate my knowledge of the written word.
I have drunk wine in Plato’s Symposium and marvelled at Quixote’s demented
nobility, stared in shock at Bill Sykes throttling Nancy and wept with Tess as
she buried her firstborn, fought bravely at the Battle of Helm’s Deep and
thrown darts with Barmy Fotheringay-Phipps (pronounced fungy) at the Drones
Club. Surely once people realised that, they would hang on to my words and buy
and enjoy the books I loved to read.
Fond hopes.
“Nothing happens in Sense and Sensibility.”
“This guy
Bertie Wooster tries to be too clever. Why does he have to put a joke in every
line?”
“Gatsby is nice and all, but where’s the
message?”
Not nearly
as bad as the breed of people who are so interested
to know you are a ‘writer’ and desperately want you to share your blog URL and
then never actually visit it, but close.
So I think
I’ve learned my lesson. If a person chooses to read contemporary Indian
romantic fiction, who is to say his or her choice of literature is any worse
than mine? If someone insists on reading books only on ‘current’ themes, why
the hell not? If another says he can’t ‘relate’ to fantasy, that does not make
him any less a reader or than anyone else. And for those who can’t ‘relate’ to
classics, or find them ‘too slow’, good for you. You are the foundation of
modern society.
Every
choice is a valid one, and art is democratic.
Pink Floyd is history. Dead white composers are not a sufficiently 'inclusive' demographic. And the classics of literature - well, they are a beautiful memory, best left wrapped in the lavender (or leather-bound, which is more practical) that preserves them so well. For a reader today, they bear no merit, no reason to read them beyond perhaps an academic assignment.
Pink Floyd is history. Dead white composers are not a sufficiently 'inclusive' demographic. And the classics of literature - well, they are a beautiful memory, best left wrapped in the lavender (or leather-bound, which is more practical) that preserves them so well. For a reader today, they bear no merit, no reason to read them beyond perhaps an academic assignment.
If
anything, the books I’ve grown up reading have messed up my own writing, making it into a
convoluted beast, neither high-flown literary realism nor simple, contemporary
tales that can achieve wide popularity. That I will continue to plough through my own mediocrity is inevitable, but to paraphrase Dostoevsky's Ganya from The Idiot, "a deep and unchangeable consciousness of my own lack of talent, combined with a vast longing to be able to persuade myself that I am original, has rankled in my heart, even from childhood."
I still
review books, and will continue to do so. I still might post the link to a song
I like. But if you catch me making a positive recommendation on the basis of what I have
liked, point a loaded gun in my direction and pull the trigger.
I don't want to agree, but I can't find any reason to disagree either.
ReplyDeleteYou know, Percy, I do agree at the individual level. In the sense that if A given person loves ONLY Chic Lit, rejoices in Honey Singh and finds hilarity ONLY in what passes for Indian Television Comedy, more power to him. My problem comes when EVERYONE is like that. It would be a VERY monotonous world to live in. The worst is when ALL are not like that but the purveyors of fiction and music assume that they are and are prepared to provide only such fare. That way lies madness.
ReplyDeleteThen perhaps it's time to acknowledge we live in a mad, mad world, yes?
DeleteAn absolute delight to read, Percy. The way you lace humor is an inimitable style all yours. The strange thing is some of the situations you have mentioned, Becker, McEnroe, Borg, Sampras--these are things that I have seen enacted at home and amongst friends. Brought back pretty nice memories. Regarding your recommendations--recommend away my friend--your passion for good literature is something indeed to beheld--and if you manage to get at least one good book read, what more can a true book lover want?
ReplyDeleteAn idealistic way of looking at things, Doc. One that I find hard to believe in nowadays.
DeleteThis is the best post ever. Sports,music,books - now if only movies and Art were also there,you would have covered all bases. Still you have hit it out of the ballpark, and I expect 100 percent readers to read and love this post; and I am sure that is not being as delusional and confident and optimistic as you once were. Yes, to each their own - totally agree that all choices are valid and as long as people like and enjoy what they watch/listen to/read, it is great - isn't that nirvana. But that isn't going to stop me from recommending my faves loudly, repeatedly, vociferously, in the hope of connecting to that one fellow human out there; no man is an island and to connect is all we need. And my family,they know I am incorrigible. So make place for me in the loony bin you have vacated, Percy. Great post! Percy's Back, all right 😉
ReplyDeleteBecker mom's fave n Sampras -dad's - makes total sense. I fell for Ivanisevic too, but then I had missed out on most of the Federer-Rafa phase before him.
All the greats in your post, it is like an honors roll-call. Nothing left to say, maestro.
I forget myself sometimes and do try to tell people to read / listen / try. I find recommendations pointless. I've written about choice and taste many times...
ReplyDeleteI have always enjoyed your writing, I find it closest to my own vision of essay writing.